Early switch to Twenty Seventeen, Google AMP, and Coraleen Waddell

This year is an awesome year for me. I learned a lot of stuff, even if I’m too lazy to learn something new, I just switched my theme to the newest default WordPress theme called Twenty Seventeen, I installed a plugin by Automattic to automatically activately Accelerated Mobile Pages for this blog, and I was surprised the Coraleen Waddell suddenly got famous and everything some random netizen out there stumbles upon this blog, searching for her name.

In fact, all the recent search terms at bryanveloso.com are all related to Cora Waddell. People are searching for her naked pictures and stuff like that, even though they cannot find one. Why if there’s someone pretty on TV, they just want to see that pretty girl naked or having sex or just doing something naughty. I bet these maniacs are masturbating everything, thinking of Cora having wild sex with them.

Coraleen is undeniably pretty, probably one of the prettiest girls in the universe. But hey, stop fantasizing about her, and get a life. Go create a blog, install the latest WordPress theme, and install AMP plugin by Automattic, just like me. And just get a life! Do something productive like watching Netflix. Yes, watching Netflix is actually productive. I’ve learned a lot of new things by just watching Netflix everyday. Stop wasting your time searching for the naked pic of Cora, just stop, please!

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